Aruba & Curaçao in $310s-$440s RT

Today at Jack's Literature Club, we're making a few tweaks to an old classic: A Tale of Two Cities Islands!

First off, we're cutting all that stuff about London and Paris. Now it's about one guy who relaxes on the world's most gorgeous beaches in Aruba and a doctor who goes scuba diving in Bonaire, which is a lot more fun!

Also, the themes of redemption and social injustice have been replaced with warm, sunny skies and sea turtles. That other stuff was kind of a downer, honestly.

Finally, we figured that if Charles Dickens had ever tried a Slippery Monkey, he would have included it in most of his books. So we'll throw plenty of cocktails in there too :-)