Aruba in $580s-$630s RT

Dear Boss,

Have I mentioned you're my favourite boss ever?

On an unrelated note, I’m submitting an urgent vacation request because Aruba—yes, the postcard one—has dropped a tiny handful of winter dates. Like… collector’s-item tiny. And by some miracle, one might actually fit my schedule.

So, in the name of morale, productivity, and me NOT dramatically quitting during Monday morning stand-up, I'm going to need those days off.

Warm regards (and hopefully even warmer beaches),

Every Jack's Flight Club Traveller in Edmonton