Sardinia, Italy in $700s-$710s RT

Um, I'm not sure what sort of sorcery you've been slinging, LA, but between this morning's incredibly rare Mozambique find and now Sardinia during summer!

One thing's for sure: the Universe wants you to pack a swimsuit. 

Now, for the love of Lidos, you might want to familiarize yourself with how Italy's beach clubs work.

And if you reaaaally wanna squeeze in some sightseeing, don't forget you're only a ferry away from France, Spain, and mainland Italy!

Careful though. Stay in the sun too long, and suddenly you're in a speedo and speaking entirely in hand gestures...