Punta Cana in €1090s-€1280s rtn

Get ready to land and get handed a bad rage, right away!

Confused? We were too when we discovered all the random names Dominicans gave to their local, delicious dishes.

I'm talking hot swaddled babies, dog chokers, and thick sighs — not to be confused with merengue, though!

And I mean — I'd gladly die dreaming… about these idyllic shores, wouldn't you? :-)