Paris in $590s-$660s RT

Isn't that just like Paris?

They know everywhere else is about to drop for Black Friday, and they just haaaaaave to be different. 

Well, we'll bite. Literally. In fact, here's a list of the things I would like to bite: 

• the flakiest, butteriest, most perfect croissants in the world
• pretty much anything slathered in French butter
• a molten hunk of camembert that should honestly be illegal
• a steak-frites so perfect it outshines even the Eiffel Tower
• and, obviously, a macaron (or seven) for “balance”

If Paris insists on being delightfully different… the least we can do is savour every last morsel of it :-)