Frankfurt in $810s-$880s RT

I don't need to tell you why these fares are so great, do I?

I mean, anyone who's traveled anywhere knows why non-stop flights are king. And anyone who's traveled to Europe knows how much those transatlantic flights suck in an economy seat. The idea of direct, prem eco fares to Germany should already have you over the moon!

So I'll just spend the rest of this email shouting out some weird things to see in Frankfurt:

• A fountain that spits on you
• A tree that pees on you
• Some pretty spectacular museums

And if you (somehow) get bored with all that, the rest of the country is just a train ride away :-)