Curaçao in $480s-$650s RT

Curaçao (noun)

1. A Caribbean condition marked by chronically relaxed shoulders, salt in your hair, and an uncontrollable urge to say “just one more pastechi, danki!"
2. A place where the ocean is aggressively blue, the buildings look hand-painted, and time politely stops asking anything of you.
3. A proven treatment for the winter blah, boring routines, and reheating the same coffee 6578672047485 times.

Usage: “After Curaçao, returning to real life felt… unnecessary.”