Belize in $370s-$570s RT

Well, I’ve really done it this time.

Skating on thin ice here at the office — apparently, not everyone found my last Belize deal as hilarious as I did (my bad, Flames fans). So, after a brief “learning opportunity” with HR, I’ve been told to tread carefully and avoid offending anyone, especially fans of Western Canada's premier hockey club.

But you know me, one wrong turn and you might get me yapping about the perfectly shaped mountains in Elijio Panti National Park, or suspiciously shaped stalagtites in the Great Blue Hole.

And heaven forbid we get on the topic of plantains...

I'll see myself out :-)