Amsterdam in $820s-$870s RT

Order Confirmation: 1x vacay to Amsterdam

Recipient: You (in desperate need of colour after 6+ months of Canadian grey)
Delivery Date: Peak tulip season — AKA when the Netherlands looks like it was painted by a very cheerful rainbow.
Contents:
– 7 million tulips (give or take a few petals)
– 165 UNESCO-protected canals lined with bikes and shops selling stroopwafels (or Dutch pancakes. Or my personal fave: poffertjes)
– 1 slightly smug feeling that you chose exactly the right time to visit

Special Instructions: Handle with care. May cause uncontrollable smiling, spontaneous windmill photos, and an urgent need to redecorate your life in shades of Delft blue :-)