Cork, Ireland at $531 RT

You know those types of trips you book where the excitement is so intense you practically levitate through security like you've got a golden ticket? 

Yup. Not even the flight attendant's flappy-handed safety demo can snap you out of your trance — or quell the endless loop of Whiskey in the Jar playing in your head.

You scored dirt-cheap flights to Ireland. For St. Patrick's Day.

The catch? You cannot FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY set foot in Temple Bar. Trust me, if there's anything sadder than hearing about tourists flocking to Temple Bar in search for an authentic Irish celebration, I've yet to find it.

Do yourself a favor, get to Cork instead.