Sydney in $710s-$830s RT

It has come to our attention that some Australian place names can seem a little silly to travelers. But we prefer to focus on serious things here at JFC, okay? Like how terrific these fares are! And how cool Sydney is!

So, for a great view of Sydney's iconic harbor, you'll want to make a beeline for Balls Head--

Oh, ha ha, very funny. Grow up, you guys.

Anyway, Sydney is also a great place to go surfing, but the best waves are found up north at Goolawah National Park. As an added bonus, camping fans can pitch a tent over by Delicate Nobby and--

Guys, come on, it's a real place! I'm trying to give you some travel tips here. 

Like, there's a pretty cool zoo over in Dubbo, right by Cumbooglecumbang!

...alright, I give up