Paris at $764 RT

Why would you ever want to go to Paris?!

To watch some boring old Tower sparkle? Just stand up from the couch too quickly!

For the food? Who needs macarons and 56748572394574382 varieties of cheese when you have the Burger Factory on your very doorstep?

You wanna lose yourself in the dozens of cool museums, palaces and events jam-packed into every corner (and even below!) the city? Booooooooring.

Oooorrrrr maybe to glide along the Champs-Élysées? Who knows why you'd ever want to do that when we have some pretty special roads right here ;-)

Hmm... on second thought...