Dominican Republic in $390s-$480s RT

Ahoy, landlubbers!

If yer soul's been marooned in spreadsheets and endless Zoom calls, it's time to chart a course for the Dominican—a Caribbean treasure where the only thing buried be your stress. 

Tell me, which sounds better; water cooler scuttlebutt or bobbing in crystal clear waters? Your boss's nagging (not you, JFC bosses) or the soothing sound of seabirds? A sun-drenched hammock or a SunnyD pack lunch?

Sounds a bit like a no brainer, eh?

So hoist the sails, pack yer sunblock, and prepare to pillage the local distillery, ye scallywag!