The Bahamas in $390s-$460s RT

Watch your back! We're deeply entrenched in the Bermuda Triangle, where compasses spin, ships vanish without a whisper, and strange things flicker just beyond the horizon...

Don’t worry, though—you’re probably way more likely to lose track of time sipping rum punch than get swallowed by a vortex.

Actually, the real mystery you’ll face in the Bahamas is how you ended up three conch fritters deep at 10 a.m. and still have room for cracked lobster before lunch. How? HOW?! 

Well, maybe the real vortex was inside us the whole time?

Mystery solved :-)