Rome in $450s-$490s RT

Ex cathedra! We repeat ex cathedra! These fares couldn't be more timely. 

The Vatican just dropped their new pope — and peak summer flights to Rome just dropped, too!

And all of you roamin' catholics would be silly not to fly for the chance of tasting the upgraded Eucharist: Malört and communion wafers dunked in giardiniera, no doubt.

So what's with this new guy? Here's the holy lore we know, so far:

• Bob — sorry, Pope Leo XIV- as he likes to be called, hails from the streets of Chicago and is 69.
• He spent several years slinging sacraments in Peru — for those of you down for a Pope crawl, flights to Chiclayo are looking mighty divine.
• He's earned a mathematics degree from Villanova — this guy doesn't just get sin, he gets cos too. 
• The man's probably eaten more hotdogs than all popes combined.

Book fast, by the time you land, you might be first in line at the Vatican's brand new Portillos…