Paris in $410s-$480s RT

Ah, Paris... City of love, city of lights, city of six million skeletons in a network of super creepy tunnels beneath the streets...

Point is, there's a lot of weird stuff going on in Paris. And let's be real, JFCers, that's exactly how you like it.

Flight Finder Kristi is our resident baguette-lover, so her guide is the best starting point for your Parisian itinerary. But since I'm the one getting paid to write this email, I'll add a few recommendations of my own :-)

• The Musée des Arts Forains, a museum dedicated to old fairground artifacts
• The birthplace of the Bloody Mary, once frequented by Humphrey Bogart, Coco Chanel, and Daft Punk
• Possibly the world's kookiest trinket shop (top five, at least)