Lyon in $610s-$620s RT

Paris syndrome: A cluster of psychiatric symptoms exhibited by many individuals when visiting Paris, that can be viewed as a severe form of disappointment and/or culture shock. 

Symptoms include: 

• Anxiety: Panicking because you can't find the Louvre, and when you do, you realize you've just waited 3 hours in line to see a tiny painting the size of a tic-tac. 
• Depression: From the soul-crushing reality of a poorly budgeted trip. Forget waiting in line at Laduree, the only macarons you can afford are from Le McDonald's.
• Depersonalization: Feeling like you're watching yourself from a distance, wondering who that sad, soggy person is in a beret. Oh wait, that's you. 
• Insomnia: Lying awake at night, in your hotel room the size of a closet, wondering why Paris isn't as dreamy as that Emily chick made it look on Netflix —  bangs are not the answer. 

Treatment: Lyon. 

Lyon delivers that French je ne sais quoi without the crowds or Parisian price shock. Numerous case studies and patient testimonials have reported remarkable improvements. Particularly after exposure to its surroundings and the city's Christmas markets. 

Course of Treatment: 7–10 days. Not to be taken on an empty stomach.