Florida in $340s-$360s RT from Canada

Spotting Snowbirds In The Wild: A Field Guide

• The RV Enthusiast

Distinguishing Features: GPS set to “Adventure,” and a prominently displayed Costco membership card hanging on the dash. 

Habitat: Campgrounds, Walmart, and occasionally the wrong side of the road.

Quirk: Loves the freedom of the open road, the sun, and the thrill of blocking traffic with their 40-foot rigs. 

• The Condo Commando

Distinguishing Features: Garden shears, and a steely glare for rule-breakers.

Habitat: Gated communities, HOA meetings, and perfectly manicured lawns.

Quirk: Possesses a radar for infractions, with an uncanny ability to spot parking violations. 

• The Grandkid Inviter

Distinguishing Features: A pull-out couch, infinite supply of Kool-Aid, and boundless patience (for a few days).

Habitat: Magic Kingdom, their backyard, and regular calls to Canada for weather updates.

Quirk: Claims it’s all about the grandkids, but really just enjoys escaping the Canadian cold with a side of family visits. 

• The Permanent Tourist

Distinguishing Features: Camera, a non-ironic fanny pack, and a well-loved guidebook.

Habitat: Alligator farms, and souvenir shops stocked with flamingo-themed trinkets.

Quirk: Despite a decade of visits, still insists on collecting “I Florida” magnets like it’s their first trip.

So, which one are you?