*non-stop* Cancun/Turks & Caicos/Bahamas in $260s-$300s RT

So, a Mexican, a Turk, and a Bahamian saunter into a bar, each toting their homeland's pride and joy: a bottle of the finest liquid courage.

The Mexican waves his tequila, the Turk brandishes Bambarra Rum, and the Bahamian hoists his bottle of local rum like a pirate flaunting his treasure. They plop these bottles down and challenge the bartender, “Which one's gonna knock our socks off?”

The bartender strokes his chin, eyes twinkling with mischief, and declares, “Boys, we’re going on a booze cruise—not on the ocean, but by hitting each of your distilleries. We'll sniff, we'll sip, we might stagger, but by the end, we'll crown the king of spirits.”

As if on cue, their phones ping with a message from JFC: “Nonstop cheap flights to your booze paradise: Cancun, Turks & Bahamas”

The bartender, with a grin as wide as a shot glass, says, “Fate's calling, lads. Time to jet.”

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But hey, if tagging along on this epic drink-quest isn't your cup of tea (or shot of tequila), fret not. There’s a whole buffet of sober things to do, like bungee jumping in Cancun or gliding on a paddleboard in Frenchmans Creek like you own the place.

PS: If you're heading to the Bahamas, you've got some peak summer dates as well as the holiday season in November - December, including a few Christmas trips!