Bahamas in $280s-$290s RT from Baltimore/DC

Swimming with itty bitty baby piglets? Boooooooring.

These toothsome teddy bears are where the fun's really at. 

The Bahamas are home to 9 different species of sharks... and (as long as you go with a reputable group), you can safely swim with all of them :-)

And you lucky ducks pretty much have your pick of the whole year too. Fly until May out of Baltimore, or from July until the end of the year out of DCA. 

Those DCA flights are non-stop too—so you can be sipping your Bahama Mama faster than you can blink an eye...